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Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
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The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.
My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!
by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025
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kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)
sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.
by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009
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middle line backer for the mustaches

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache
bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches
by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010
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Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.
"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."
by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010
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The Dusty Baker

While getting head, grab the back of her hair as you are about to cum and blow on their face. While doing so simultaneously, grab a handful of baking powder and Antique a hoe.
by GSOBRO January 21, 2011
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Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
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