Person1: yall i kinda have a taste for booty bitches and bacon?
Person 2: what- whats that?
Person3: it means he wants to eat bacon on bitches huge booties.
Person2: ohh- wait what?!
Person 2: what- whats that?
Person3: it means he wants to eat bacon on bitches huge booties.
Person2: ohh- wait what?!
by leahxxo November 18, 2023
The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.
My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.
by ArtsyGalKitten June 03, 2022
You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023
by Becen Loob September 11, 2020
by Bacon Army hater 69430 March 15, 2022
A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.
by Sydney kidney February 11, 2025
by GudBoy7584 May 04, 2024