Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022
1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
by Darktowerfan December 15, 2021
by BUNGHOLIO: Lord of the Harvest September 21, 2009
when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.
It's also used to curse fat people.
man 1: what was the answer Jacob
I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
by FAFTboi12 February 09, 2022
Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.
Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
by Jumpingrat July 02, 2006
A dumbass who thinks he has the best ideas while in reality the ideas that person have are always troublesome. It can also mean "reckless" or a "psychopath"
Lamar: "Nigga that's the Apache blood in me homie. You lucky i ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they motherfuckin' ass.
Franklin: "We can't repo the assets of a dead man, big sittin' chief asshole!"
Franklin: "We can't repo the assets of a dead man, big sittin' chief asshole!"
by Gutbuster69 August 17, 2021
When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.
by sawcon123 February 08, 2022