Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.
I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...
by UDawesome August 07, 2010
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piss bucket drunk

Keeping a piss bucket by the side of the bed because you're so drunk you can't even get up to take a piss.
Frankie is piss bucket drunk. He's been on such a bender that he just stays in bed all day and pisses into a bucket when he has to take a leak.
by Ottomanic November 13, 2020
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Super Saiyan Drunk

The state in which enough alcohol is consumed that the consumer reaches a state of even further beyond drunk.
Robert: Dude WTF happened last night
Paco: I don't know bro... we got were super saiyan drunk.
Steve: Reeses slapped the bitch out of fat jesus!
by pacopower January 06, 2015
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Super Saiyan Drunk

The state in which enough alcohol is consumed that the consumer reaches a state of even further beyond drunk.
Robert: Dude WTF happened last night
Paco: I don't know bro... we got were super saiyan drunk.
Steve: Reeses slapped the bitch out of fat jesus!
by pacopower January 06, 2015
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Hellen Keller Drunk

Being at the point of intoxication, that you can no longer see, hear, or speak.
"Person 1: Let's get white girl wasted.
Person 2: Na, i think we should get Hellen Keller drunk."

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by rememberthegoodtimes January 17, 2012
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still-water drunk

A point in drunkenness where you feel as if you are in completely still water
Jalen looks like he's in a trance dude.
No man he's just still-water drunk
by Kwp58 May 21, 2014
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yo ass drunk

You drunk..like you don't know what you're talking bout and if you do it's nonsense or you just talking to be talking or doing some for no reason
Jolie:when we gone get into a real relationship it's been 4 months

Keef: what? Bih yo ass drunk
by Bihh March 06, 2016
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