A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
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by ……………………. January 6, 2022
Get the Thomas Chamberlain mug.Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025
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The silliest goofus who tells funny stories with the most gorgeous blue eyes you will ever lay eyes on and laughter like sunshine incarnated.
He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
Me: I might have a slight crush on Thomas
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
by AnUnravelingUnknown June 23, 2023
Get the Thomas mug.The housekeeper for the Kamisato Clan in Genshin Impact. Big tiddied, good hearted guy who is the absolute embodiment of a malewife.
This man will cook and clean for you, have a nice conversation with you any time, and make you feel like royalty. He’s that super supportive friend who always brings positivity everywhere they go.
He’s the type who’d always answer the phone, even in the middle of the night, just to keep you company. He’d remember your favorite foods so he can make them for you when you get home from a long day at work. He’d sit with you at lunch if you were alone. He’d give the best fucking pep talks when you’re feeling down and use his charisma to make anyone’s day better. Also? AMAZING with pets.
Not to mention GORGEOUS, probably every woman (and plenty of men, let’s be honest) in Inazuma, including the married ones, wanna fuck and date him. His smile is like the sun on the first warm day after winter finally breaks.
In other words, ultimate husband material.
This man will cook and clean for you, have a nice conversation with you any time, and make you feel like royalty. He’s that super supportive friend who always brings positivity everywhere they go.
He’s the type who’d always answer the phone, even in the middle of the night, just to keep you company. He’d remember your favorite foods so he can make them for you when you get home from a long day at work. He’d sit with you at lunch if you were alone. He’d give the best fucking pep talks when you’re feeling down and use his charisma to make anyone’s day better. Also? AMAZING with pets.
Not to mention GORGEOUS, probably every woman (and plenty of men, let’s be honest) in Inazuma, including the married ones, wanna fuck and date him. His smile is like the sun on the first warm day after winter finally breaks.
In other words, ultimate husband material.
by moon_diver April 24, 2022
Get the Thoma mug.Joshua Dylan Thomas is a ugly person but very smart. Likes to use electronics and is good at them. He likes to play videogames but isn't the greatest at them. Girls tend to hate or not think he's a cool guy but once they know him they think he's funny and a interesting guy.
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