When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
by anonymous January 24, 2022
Get the None Humanity Monke mug.When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
Get the Pollination (human sex act) mug.Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
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Get the The Human Chipmunk mug.these are some of the worst people you could meet in the whole history of paradox space
you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
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you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
{{ WARNING: MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILIA, ZOOPHILIA, AND OTHER GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS }}
some examples of people on the “worst types of humans”
PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)
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PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)
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by I like penguinssss November 15, 2024
Get the worst types of humans mug.a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
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