by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch
I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”
by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

by GreyMatterTripp December 7, 2016

When you fill and condom with Haribo sugar free gummy bears and ejaculate, then freeze it and use as a dildo.
This chick whipped out a Canadian Carebear last night, and it was kinda sweet that she cared about my diabetes.
by TotallyNotJohnMalkovich January 31, 2019

My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.
by Tdotguy September 27, 2025

The act of giving your ol’ lady a creampie & performing fellatio on her. Afterwards you spit your own nut back in her mouth.
by Macman1 April 10, 2021

A guy who can't get girls, doesn't matter how hard he tries, he just can't. His looks are like 10/100, but he has the best personality out there, if you are in love with this guy, he will take care of you, no matter how hard it is. He can be very short, or have bad haircut a.t.c.. He is a virgin for a fukin long time.
Did you hear what happened?
Yeah, Peter tried to pick up Susan, but she just rejected him.
That's sad, Peter's such a Canadian
Yeah, Peter tried to pick up Susan, but she just rejected him.
That's sad, Peter's such a Canadian
by Thatonealoneguy December 12, 2022
