1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

wood pickle

It’s a hard penis that smells like pickle

His dick was well wood pickle

by Melonheadpicklebum December 19, 2019

christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 12, 2021

Coke and wood

To snort coke off a hard cock

Orla used cozzie for a coke and wood

by melonfilthegate January 1, 2021

Tom wood

Biggest unit 6 you'll ever come across.
If you ever meet a Tom wood he'll be a true man true legend.

Don t let that go

Watch out Tom wood big unit 6 is coming and he's a true man true legend

by TMTL180 January 14, 2019

merrick woods

merrick woods is by far the best day camp you can send your kids to. it may not be sleepaway camp but it’s where you meet your brothers, sisters and forever friends. there’s no where else i’d rather spend my summer. there’s so many sports and activities and there’s never a dull moment. i love merrick woods and so does everyone else there.

merrick woods, the best place on earth!

by livelovecamp May 21, 2018

Archer Woods

A character of the novel "the lost freedom" commonly known as "The Twink with Black Hair"

Archer Woods was doing some steamy stuff recently.

by Mannywalt April 30, 2024