Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey

Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls

by Beardman777 November 15, 2018

Legendary Turkey

A phrase used to describe a really great meal or a phrase used to describe a kind gesture from a friend.

EX 1:

Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.

EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 16, 2017

catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey May 20, 2018

Turkey clip

a particularly good tasting vahoo on a womans body

dude Stephanie got a hella turkey clip

by monotone21 November 15, 2023

Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.

by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018

Turkeying

When you are soaking with a girl and motorboat her boobs while gobbling like a turkey.

Dude 1: Man! Guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!

( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1

by White n-word October 20, 2022