by AmberBagosis January 26, 2006
by Peaches Brother August 04, 2013
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.
Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
by kiraskywalker July 09, 2016
by the unnormal mexican May 12, 2014
1. when someone owns something but is still seeking more of it to benefit from it, especially from another party
2. when someone such as a corporation wants to take more than it's fair share.
2. when someone such as a corporation wants to take more than it's fair share.
First the record labels shut down Napster aned Grokster. Now t hey want to have their cake and eat it to by proposing a tax to destroy internet radio.
by grizmeister May 17, 2010
they may be beautiful to look at, but the moment they start talking, their personality is not so beautiful. Therefore, tell them to eat make-up so they can be beautiful on the inside as well.
by gpen April 25, 2012