Josh

A nigga (preferably light skin) who looks like he dominates every D1 sport until he moves. Uncoordinated and Goofy. Makes corny jokes but you laugh and dont understand why you are laughing, and pisses you off at least twice a day but he's still your bro at the end of the day.

That's some Josh ass shit.

by c;khfdksldf May 7, 2019

Josh Scrymgeour

Mad man who is extremely funny and is savage at savage boy comebacks, he’s also got a great personality and is very stupid and spontaneous

“who just shouted “meow” randomly?”
“probs that josh scrymgeour guy”

by yOmaMaG4Y May 7, 2019

Josh

Lil jew. He steals hamsters. They also die later.

Hey it’s lil Jew
Oh you mean josh?

by Ello govnaaaaa May 9, 2019

Josh

a giant dingus

Josh: hey, what's a synonym for a giant dingus?
Anyone else: Josh

by also a dingus May 10, 2019

Pulling a “Josh”

(Adjective) Creating excuses or the constant urge to complain

Commander: hey where’s Josh? I need him to pull paperwork on SI

LT: He’s pulling a “Josh” again sir and said he has to order more isagenix, he will get to it later.

by Joeyballbag May 13, 2019

Josh Ratliff

A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.

"Do you know Josh Ratliff?"

"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?

"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"

"Ya, that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."

by That one guy from WA May 14, 2019

Josh

short for joshua. a bit of a player before you get to know him. hottest guy around and has all the girls falling for him. struggles to find his true friends and is often thought of as shallow and self-obsorbed. when a josh finds a girl he likes he becomes a bit shy around her and can't seem to get her like all the others. fun when you get to know him and has a good sense of humor.

"look at they guy, he must be a josh"

by horseywhisperer February 22, 2019