Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018

California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

uncle stroking

Violently stroking a older man's genitals

Yea I went off uncle stroking with the principle

by N1ggatron May 14, 2024

Uncle Kirky

A man who has alot of nephews and abuses them everyday.

Uncle Kirky, How are you.

by Joanna urmom May 17, 2022

Gentle Uncle

Slowly inserting a pinky into someone’s anus.

Jennifer has never done anal before, so her boyfriend Josh gave her a Gentle Uncle to ease her into it before destroying her asshole with his cock.

by SteelCity_LCpl March 21, 2021

Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.

This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.

by Uncle Ned March 27, 2024

sesqui-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019