chopped cheese

adjective
someone so unattractive both physically and personality wise that the use of ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it.

1. *someone on a reality show is featured
“CHOPPED CHEESE”
2. “Girl, stay away from him he’s chopped cheese.”

by jabalcoffeehouse August 11, 2025

chop

a penalty for speedcubing where you "karate chop" the time when stopping it. results in a +2

My almost got a 9.82 PR, but I got an 11.82 because it was a chop...

by cablewastaken December 2, 2023

Parmalade Chops

Fish Christmas the Movie (featuring Parmalade Chops, Pian Pebble, Mr.Snow, Mr.Here, Mr.Cage)

Parmalade Chops will rule for eternity.

by Parmalade March 16, 2024

Chopped

Relating to Ebukans or involving Ebuka Odeluga

Hey look how chopped John is today, Hes a spitting image Ebuka himself!

by harry gaidges April 7, 2025

Bloody Chop

A gun with a body of bodies on it (gun used in a murder)

He deadass bought a Bloody Chop off my mans.

by totinshit June 25, 2023

Chopped

Toronto slang for one that is especially not present mentally at most waking hours of their life. In other words, they are chopped in the head, or just simply CHOPPED. Equivalent to the saying " You're Fucked" used in Trailer Park Boys. Terminology originated deep in Scarberia.

"Bruh this gyal(?) Debbie is chopped as hell"
"CHROMESMOKE" - Chromazz (a chopped individual uttering nonsense)
"I only date white manz that have neck tats cause I'm fuckin chopped fammmm" - Debbie Parkway

by barleyharlsack August 29, 2019

Chop

Meaning sex but more akin to the word fuck in its vulgarity

I chopped a peng ting last night
Was she any good?
Yeah man, that girl can chop

Meaning: I fucked a good looking girl last night
Was she any good?
Yes, she can fuck!

by Fluent street June 3, 2018