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The Tennesssee Exorcism

The Tennessee exorcism consists of eating as much chilli as possible combined with a laxative, then you will nut on her belly and draw a cross with the nut, then you will quote random scripture verses while your playing with the fishing pole as she eats your ass. You hold on for dear life quoting as much scripture as possible till you have to nut and have the worst diarrhea possible then you will do both simultaneously at the same time as she eats your ass screaming “get the behind me Satan the power of Christ compels you” at the top of your lungs
I wanted to give my old girl The Tennesssee Exorcism but she looked at me a like I was crazy for some reason.
by Yeah Buddyy December 23, 2025
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irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting
Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.
by Niggazoid June 14, 2017
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evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.
"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"
by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017
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the legendary spell casted by the great GANDOLF GABE born in the fires of eon worked through pain in the forge upon finding the legendary chicken tender he became undieingly powerfull and casted his first spell while running under the burning brick roof of the forges tunnels he said slowley triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado instintly disppering never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
oh yea take this spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado. (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
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the first legendary spell used by the legendary gandolf gabe born in the fire of eon forged in pain he escaped running down the forges burning path then he found the magic chicken tender and under the forges burning brick roof he casted the spell "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado" and dissaperd never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado". (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
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triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado

The legendary spell casted by the radical wizard gandolf gabe born in the endless fire of eon captured by the halu kept in the forge he escaped running down the forges halls he found the elusive chicken nugget and casted his first spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado never to beseen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking and his mom for his nightly bed time story and warm milk and cookies
oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado" (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
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French Fries and Chicken Tenders

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.
-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"
by taranahte April 15, 2020
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