Auto-Erotic Taxation

The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.

Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.

by Berserker Dave February 2, 2024

gateshead central taxies

A bus company in the North East of England which is known for its dodgy af buses and shit service, often seen at the scrapyard picking out fiat ducato parts and the retirement home for new drivers. They also have some dodgy dealings with the governement.

Aye mate just gonna get on a gateshead central taxies bus and get a single and a bag of crack cocaine.

by Martjin Gilbert May 10, 2024

Blue Light Taxi

When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.

Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.

by Hammo922336 June 27, 2025

Upside-down Taxi

A sexual position where the man presses his back to the roof of the car and the woman sticks her ass In the air and does all the work

“MOM! She’s wonderful, last night she gave me an upside-down taxi! I think she’s the one.”
“I’m so happy for you son”

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

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An abomination of some sorts. This adjective is only used to describe men who have the best skibidi rizz in terms of ohio, fanum tax, and mewing. Also known as “gyat”

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by Sydney Mortali February 6, 2024