When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020
by Jjbabay22222222222 October 18, 2022
Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
by FacadeJG May 22, 2019
When a message could be texted within a sentence or sentences and then send it out as one text entry, the message is broken down into a single word, words, or phrases. Because One message is broken down into a few text entries, the recipient receives 5-6 messages instead of 1.
"Omg Maggie freaking loves break-texting so every time she texts me, I got 10 messages instead of 1"
by UJUHHH July 29, 2020
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by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024
A time if relaxation through the act of dancing or “boogieing” usually to songs of the sensational disco era artists such as Donna summer
by claire underwood October 16, 2023