The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.
by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Someone who is incredibly nosey- always sticking their neck into others business. So much so, that you think their neck would be stretched out like a noodle
Stacy: Oh em gee Becky is sooo nosey! What I do with my bf is none of her damn business
Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...
Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...
by Amethyst_skies September 29, 2023

by Suklaa May 15, 2018

your a fucking tool noodle
by MANZO January 24, 2008

Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!
by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018

by Crixificator July 18, 2022

by Odarroc March 23, 2024
