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Mike

Mike is a guy that everyone hates with a passion. He disrespects every person he knows and is know to be a generally terrible human being. Many people wish him dead. All he does is make Urban Dictionary entries of peoples names and floods the site with stuff like, "Jeremy, he is a fun loving guy that never cheats on his girlfriends, of which he has several." And so on and so forth. He consistently uses the term "Mike Drop" for every time he thinks he won an argument.
Person 1: "Dude, I am not gunna do this today, you can't just walk into my home and punch twenty holes in my drywa-"
Mike: "Mike Drop."
Mike then walks away.
by Knightrhyme May 26, 2022
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Mike

Someone who mismanages teir bad temper and speaks before they think hurting people they care deeply about and is very sorry and heartbroken because of the loss.

A coward; a dumbfuck
There he goes acting like a Mike again towards Chandra. I bet losing Chandra will make him rethink how he controls his anger. What a coward and a dumbfuck.
by "Jztkeepnit100" January 29, 2022
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Mike

Great Dick, A lover boy and their the best hoopers
by Applebees200574 November 21, 2023
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killer mike

Some random nigga who robbed Travis Scott at the Grammys.
rap fan 1: yo bump that new killer mike album
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn
by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024
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chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?
by Myne12 November 22, 2021
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Mike

A common american name. So common, even more common then Jenny. Mike has around 513,580 people with the name and Jenny only 149,533. Step up you game Jenny. Mike is mike.
"Jenny is dead, she has been dead lol." Mike laughed.
by A Gay Child February 14, 2022
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mike dillon

Has a huge cock
by donjulio888 November 22, 2021
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