Mega Straight

a homosexual

p1: hey are you a Mega Straight
p2: yeah im such a quirky Mega Straight

by terabytee January 26, 2022

super straight

A term used by transphobes to mask their bigotry as a sexual orientation. These people tend to be so insecure of their sexuality that they wouldn't even date a cisgender that has a hairstyle that could be remotely construed as being the wrong gender, just incase the person might be transgender. Almost always misgenders transgender people.

I'm super straight, I wont dont a transgender even if he had his penis removed.

by Digital Alchemi March 23, 2021

straight male

what is a straight male you ask? well, a straight male is like a parasite, only worse. imagine a floating piece of bacteria walking around with invalid opinions that dont matter. well that is in fact a straight male.

straight male? wtf no

by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021

Straight Chicken

The awkward dance between two people when one of them goes in for the big kiss and the other pulls away.

In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.

Logan really likes Caitlin, but she just wants to be friends. After the dance the other night, he tried to go in for a kiss and ended up losing straight chicken.

by Ikonaka April 25, 2009

Super Straight

Straight people that have gay sex while pretending their partner is of the opposite sex.

Person 1 : "My girlfriend broke up with me, I am now Super Straight."
Person 2 : "I'll help you let off some steam bro, take off your pants."

by anonymous March 9, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight is a stupid "sexuality" that someone made up as an excuse to be transphobic. Basically it means that they will not date a trans person. It is mainly men that do this. They want to change Lgbtq to Sslgbtq which is very stupid

Hey! I'm super straight will you accept me? I only date REAL women
No, I do not accept you,that is just an excuse to be transphobic

by kjdfouhefuh' March 9, 2021

Super straight

A turn Americans use to be able to spread hate onto trans people.

I am super straight

by Octave49 March 7, 2021