Sticky Sock Prison

The psychiatric wing of a hospital

Gabby: how was your weekend?

Ethan: pretty good, got put in the sticky sock prison overnight

Gabby: yeah, me too

by TOG5 April 4, 2021

like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.

It fits like a cock in a sock!

by Neville September 19, 2017

Blueberry sock slap

When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.

The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.

by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013

sock drawer surprise

When you find your mothers dildo.

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.

by Dub's May 12, 2016

NY Sock Exchange

When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.

Those two guys are roommates at SUNY P and are the kings of the midnight NY Sock Exchange.

by rockNrollTUFFguy November 8, 2023

Sock-eye salmon

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.

Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!

by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010

Losing your sock

Pulling out of your partner (after the coitus has finished and thus the penis is flacid) and the latex condom stays inside of your partner's anus / vagina.

Cameron: So what happened with you and Kate last night?
Kris: Well it was all good but then I lost my sock, that's when it got awkward.
Cameron: God I hate losing your sock.

by SalmonSailor December 19, 2012