sam

THE BEST PERSON EVAAA

sam is the best person EVAAAA

by genna geev October 21, 2019

Sam

An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.

“That new kid is such a Sam”
“Yes, i’ve heard he couldn’t do anything but play fortnite,”

by aowjehd September 1, 2022

Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Sam Boezeman

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you have such a sam boezeman

by Niet tobin September 24, 2020

sam

a really amazing guy, and the sweetest, most caring boy you’ll ever meet. the smoothest blonde hair, blue eyes, cute ass eye bags, tan skin. sam has the best music taste, and the funniest personality. the love of my life.

“Look at that boy over there, he looks like a Sam”

by stupidgrl69 March 14, 2019

Sam

Throughout the entire universe, Sam is just simply the best. Sam is a really funny guy, and really musically talented. Sam is the guy you just want to be around all the time and he makes you feel at peace. When speaking to a Sam, you feel understood and can have some really meaningful conversations, he also has a tendency to make some pretty interesting sounds . It's easy to catch feelings for a Sam, and once you do, it will consume you, in the best way possible. People called Sam might sometimes have weird food likings such as eating cereal at 2am or eating plain bagels for fun, 2 chocolate coins are enough to send Sam on a sugar rush, but that just makes Sam, Sam. Any person who is lucky enough to be in orbit with a Sam, should know how lucky they are. Anything that Sam will say at all, is just automatically cool. Sam is a pretty handsome dude, and he is someone you want to keep in your life forever. Sam is great, Sam is life, Sam is Sam.

Sam: 'I once got hypothermia in summer!'
Me: 'WOW THATS SO COOOOOL!!!'

by No1HiccupBurp January 8, 2025

sam bradlee

sam bradlee is the coolest hottest emo to ever exist. they're a sexy vampire and love MCR and WOOF WOOF WWOOF PURRRR PURR MEOWWW WOOF PURRRRRR

im fuckib in love with sam bradlee woof

by skappzy November 13, 2020