If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.
Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
by PumpAction January 7, 2022
Get the The Boy's Sock Theory mug.A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
by fatsalmon15 December 15, 2014
Get the canadian tube sock mug.adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!
Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
by Airdon2 April 13, 2011
Get the Sock monkey lips mug.A way to indicate that someone is glowed up or having a spicy attitude. This phrase is also applied to anyone that has made regrettable mistakes when highly intoxicated.
Oh, you went home with that fat chick? You must've had butter in your socks.
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!
by Humongous Sauce November 5, 2020
Get the butter in your socks mug.When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.
by rockNrollTUFFguy November 8, 2023
Get the NY Sock Exchange mug.A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.
Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010
Get the Sock-eye salmon mug.Pulling out of your partner (after the coitus has finished and thus the penis is flacid) and the latex condom stays inside of your partner's anus / vagina.
Cameron: So what happened with you and Kate last night?
Kris: Well it was all good but then I lost my sock, that's when it got awkward.
Cameron: God I hate losing your sock.
Kris: Well it was all good but then I lost my sock, that's when it got awkward.
Cameron: God I hate losing your sock.
by SalmonSailor December 19, 2012
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