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heinz peter 

Heinz Peter is a really nice person and everyone loves them. Heinz Peter is always fun...
ok but seriously noone is called heinz Peter and if you're actually a Hanz peter I'm so sorry for you
you are actually called heinz Peter? You fool.
heinz peter by larrydiegute October 4, 2020

Kawuma Peter Calvin

He is a Ugandan businessman working in the gold mines in Mubende a golden district in Uganda

Putrid Peter 

When you pour tomato juice down your dick hole and having ravage sex with a middle aged dude named Peter on a ferris wheel with out his knowledge as he starts quenching his butthole
I gave this guy at the fair the most revengeful putrid Peter
Putrid Peter by Real slang234 September 23, 2022

taylor and peter

cutest couple in the universe, they go together too well, bith very cool and lit.
that couple is so cute they look like a taylor and peter

Dr. Peter Venkman 

Character portrayed by Bill Murray in the films Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989).
Dr. Peter Venkman by Larz Ullrick October 21, 2010

Premature Peter 

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation
Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)
Premature Peter by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006