Heinz Peter is a really nice person and everyone loves them. Heinz Peter is always fun...
ok but seriously noone is called heinz Peter and if you're actually a Hanz peter I'm so sorry for you
When you pour tomato juice down your dick hole and having ravage sex with a middle aged dude named Peter on a ferris wheel with out his knowledge as he starts quenching his butthole
I gave this guy at the fair the most revengeful putrid Peter
--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.
--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."
See also: Premature Ejaculation
Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.
(Start)
Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupidfacial expression)