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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
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rhode island rider

Having sex with someone with the smallest penis ever
After five minutes of waiting for it to happen I looked up and seen him pumping away I realized it was the rhode island rider
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longest island

when you combine all the leftover drinks at a bar into one big drink.
last night we went to bar and I did the legendary longest island.
by jalexcarter July 9, 2023
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long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.
Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.
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lyle island

Prime Luxury Real Estate inside of Rosylnn C.'s head owned by Lyle, who has been living there RENT FREE for the past couple of years, and doesn't look like he is leaving anytime soon.
Good luck, and have fun in Lyle Island!
by Barangay Captain July 25, 2022
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Pen island

AN ISLAND FULL OF PENISES AND FILLED THE STICKIEST CUM
I AM GOING TO PEN ISLAND IN 2 DAYS
by RIB CAGE July 2, 2022
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Sherm Island

The land of sherms. A society filled with the lamest of lame niggas. Located on the outskirts of the concrete jungle, the residents of this borough are the worst of the worst. When you enter this realm, you may never return to your former self.
Greg: "Where've you been the whole week."

Joe: "I've been locked away on Sherm Island."
Greg: "Damn, you dead a sherm now"
by Th3Intellectual February 13, 2025
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