uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.

Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up

by RanchOnEverythang March 26, 2016

noodle neckted

when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight

I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.

by James noodle December 24, 2017

wank noodle

A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.

Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.

by ThatPurple July 30, 2017

eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people

Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh

by maximitis November 10, 2024

Snot Noodle

A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.

Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!

by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome April 02, 2016

noodle grin

Gap between the two front teeth of a human person.

I knew it was them after I saw their noodle grin.

by Odarroc March 23, 2024