Nerd Stampede

A large drove of nerds entering panic when:
-Someone has made a typographical error.
-There are updates released for MMO games.
-Someone posts porn on their message board.
-Someone says "sport" out loud.

Nerd Stampede:
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 24 | Topic views: 353
*someone posts porn and gets banned*
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 1256 | Topic views: 22681

by Politixxx July 27, 2010

nerd

A person who goes to great lengths to describe the difference between a geek and a nerd to feel better about themselves, even though both terms refer to the same thing and regular people just pick any of the two interchangeably.

Normal Person 1: "That guy is a nerd"

Normal Person 2: "Oh yeah he's such a geek"

Geek/Nerd: "Actually, geek and nerd are different things. You see, nerds are socially awkward blah blah blah..." (Says this while raising his index finger)

by DeepFrock July 12, 2011

Nerd

1. Often synonomus with 'geek' when not refering archaicly to a circus performer. A nerd is usualy secluded from mainstream society, intelligence is not as much of an issue as interests or converstional skills. Though it is possible that a nerd is isolated by choice, chosing to avoid those who do not share his or her interests or percieved intellectual ability.

2. An intelligent person shunned or merely chided because of his or her grades or aptitude at certain subjects. Definition 1 and 2 can be true of a person simultaneously.

3. Likely, due to poular media being considered 'nerdy' by those exceptionally low on the cognitive spectrum. Many self delcared 'nerds' roam the streats. With no social obstacles to overcome these are hardly the nerds they try to emulate and often lack even basic levels of nerdlike obsession. At best a more accurate word for these would be "quirky". At worst a definition would be "An unexceptional and socially active person with a passing interest in Video games, Marvel Superheroes, Harry Potter or Star Wars"

4. Anyone who openly admits to liking Manga or Anime. These are not always true nerds but are genrally considered as such.

5. Anyone who plays D&D. No exceptions.

1.
"Hey, did you play the Battlefield 3 beta?"
"No, I'm not really into videogames."
"Oh... Did you see the Alphas Season finale? Gary went all..."
"I don't really like science fiction... not my thing. did you see last nights game?"
"Sorry, I see no point in continuing this conversation."

2.
"I just built a working personal computer out of redstone in Minecraft! It's capable of running Linux or Windows!"
"$%^&ing nerd"

3.
"Yeah I've read every Harry potter book and seen each movie twice! I know, I'm such a nerd!"
"I have a polyresin replica of Harrys Nimbus 2000 on display next to my Alphonse Elric Armor."
"...That's wierd"

4.
"Hey, Want to watch some Fullmetal Alchemist after we get back from the triathlon?"
""$%^&ing nerd"

5.
"Want to spend hours in a basement playing an endless board game? It's like a video game with no graphics!"

by Warren Lawrom Darado October 6, 2011

Nerd

Wears checked shirts, sociable and intensely knowledgeable in the I.T feild, not to be confused with geek (antisocial, aspires to be knowledgeable), above all else a nerd owns excessive amounts of CAT5e cable, plus owns a laptop AND a lightly modded PC, this way he is never without a computer. The term nerd is of a high school playground origin. Nerds are generally feared and envied by none nerds, this fear is regularly disguised as hatred.

Nerd: Oh how I love to caress my PSU.
Popular kid: You're a geek.
Nerd: No sir! (goes on to give a detailed description of both terms)
Popular kid: Me and my thuggish friends are going to beat you up.
Nerd: Well at least I HAVE after-market thermal compound!

by The ethnic minority February 11, 2013

The Nerd

Short for Internerd which is slang for The Internet.

I can't talk right now, I'm on the nerd.

by tesla_consulting April 7, 2011

Neo-Nerd

1. New Millennial wave of under qualified single minded enthusiasts
A. somebody who is considered to be excessively interested in a subject or activity that is regarded as too technical or scientific; but lacks enough skill, knowledge or common sense to be anything but dangerous to said process and commonly makes changes in proven, existing, and working hardware or software just to look like he is doing something.
Much to the detriment of the end user.

The Windows Vista debacle was obviously the work of Neo-Nerds.

The F 35 replaces several specific role aircraft and is about 1/2 as proficient as each of those aircraft are in their particular specialty with the additional benefit of costing twice or more of the original cost of of said aircraft it is intended to replace.

Of coarse; this unprecedented display of ill-logic would not be possible without a multitude of Neo Nerds in the government and private sector working hand in hand tirelessly to achieve a level of mediocrity never before seen in such a vast DOD project. Kudos to all! -not!

by Rex Reddy October 2, 2013

Undercover Nerd

A undercover nerd is someone that is secretly smart, but doesn't appear to be smart. A undercover nerd can also be known as a cheater when it comes to computer games.

ex:
Cindy Woom: You a cheater
Jeff Bundy: Don't hate me cause I am smart
Cindy Woom: Is cheating really smart?
Jeff Bundy: I don't cheat. I am a undercover nerd.
Cindy Woom: Lier, your a undercover cheater!

by Ub3r1im January 17, 2015