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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
mugGet the Glitter Noodlemug.

Giggle noodles

Another word for weed.
It gets it's meaning from that weed makes you giggle and the word noodles from ramen noodles for which stoners normally eat after getting stoned.
Dude 1: I'm gonna go get some giggle noodles.
Dude 2 (unknowing): Um.... yea, I could go for some spaghetti also.
Dude 1: Yea, after I eat my giggle noodles.
by omgwtfbbbqqq February 11, 2009
mugGet the Giggle noodlesmug.

Noodle

A gold digger and a ho. They look bad with prada bags and the take it in the mouth or in the ass. Trick daddy can be credited for making up the term especially for these hos.
That girl over there staring at the rims on Eddie's car is a noodle looking for a sugar daddy.
by the_deity July 23, 2015
mugGet the Noodlemug.

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
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juan noodle

having sex from behind while in a spooning position
by khakipant November 17, 2023
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Noodle Sucker

A translation of a pun in japanese made in the anime Daily Lives of High School Boys referring to a person who is attracted to ones physical appearance
Those girls are noodle suckers
by Autumn Variation February 16, 2025
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Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.
Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!
by auxxie August 20, 2020
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