Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

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Boiled Noodle

It's what The Rock truly is.

The Rock? More like Boiled Noodle

by SvenTheSwedishGuy March 23, 2023

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Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

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Noodle

Noodle is the most incredible girl in the world.

She’s a loving, resilient lemgthy girl who loves with all her heart.
She is trusting and loyal to all her friends, and especially her hoomans.
Everyone wants to be Noodles fren.
She also has the best style ever.

“Omg how amazing is Noodle?!”
“I’m so glad Noodle is in my life”

by LadyLuna+PrincessTia November 24, 2021

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