Muffin Top

Developed by me and a few friends, muffin top describes the fat that leaks over the top of a chicks pants when she wears jeans that are 2 sizes too small.

Man, that chick has some serious muffin top action

by Nemesis June 11, 2006

muffin man

o hott sexyy man who every girl wishes she knew nd wishes that he would put his rolling pin into their cupcake=

did the muffin man put his rolling pin into your mary had a little lamb when you guys skipped to my lou my darlin??

by duecepon April 24, 2008

Muffin Man

A drug dealer, usually dealing in pot

Hey, I'm looking for a Muffin Man, do you know where I can find one?

by Nolan AM January 15, 2008

muffin man

A guy who gives you an all around creepy feeling, as if he's perverted.

I left the party because that muffin man wouldn't stop trying to talk to me.

by Lucy8417 May 13, 2005

Chuff muffins

Muffins made with and/or filled with the hair that surrounds yous asshole.

dude, my mom ate those chuff muffins we made and she said they were great.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Muffin Topping

(Verb) The act of locating an obese person whose stomach fat protrudes at least 4" below the waistline, pulling their shirt above their head so as to immobilize them, then proceeding to pummel them with an open bag filled with a mix of sugar, cinnamon, and flour so as to generously it to the flop sweat under and around the many folds on their body.

Dude! We saw that jerk from the party last weekend and gave him a good muffin topping at the concert last night!

by Julius Thuggington September 25, 2010

figgin muffins

you can use this word instead of the *F word or as some kind of "damn and blast" exclemation, or just randomly

"oh figgin muffins"
"the figgin muffins"

by mer_smells_funny July 21, 2005