Matt Urban

Matt Urban - The guy that goes around telling everyone he invented Urban Dictionary.
See Also - Aleta H

That guy walks around making up words on the fly, nobody can understand him. He's a real Matt Urban.

by RJH1985 August 27, 2015

Matt

If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.

Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?

Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?

by We revolt at dawn November 22, 2021

Mattes

Only for really hot motherfucking Kings

Wow thats Mattes! He is fucking a mother

by WoW clean man madafaka alta November 23, 2021

Matt dill

Lazy fat kid that gives a horse shit effort at everything he does

Look at that wrestler he is such at Matt dill

by Young B B February 27, 2017

matt hurley

a fucking sexy beast

omg he's so sexy i wish he was matt hurley

by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017

Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,

Just been chucking a uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Matt

A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.

Matt is such a sweet person

by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023