Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013

krab leg sauce

Need my dikk sukked

I need some krab leg sauce= i need my dikk sukked

by @k.h.s_kaidyn August 10, 2021

broken deer leg

A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.

Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.

by studyvin February 4, 2017

Laying on my legs

Doing another's work.

Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"

by anonymous February 12, 2022

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021

stanky legged hoe

Contentious, I.E a bitch

That girl at mid valley dental was a stanky legged hoe

by cheesuswithjesus November 6, 2017

Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like actual sex on legs you have the right to be able to do anything you want without taking blame nor punishment. This important day occurs on the 28th of February

Beth: *Eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: What is wrong with you dude
Me: It’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants.

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020