Kyle

Slams his head through a wall while drinking monster or just beats you. But is a sound baller

Kyle stop owwwww

by Yfwb <3 October 17, 2019

Kyle

A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.

Elisabeth, “ I brought a Kyle home last night and woke my neighbors”

by Hardbard April 7, 2023

Kyle

That one guy who always thinks he is so tough and strong for punching a hole through a dry wall while always drinking monster energy drinks. He also always thinks he is smarter than everyone but he doesn’t even know what day it is.

Person #1: hey did you see that Kyle guy?

Person #2: oh my god yeah he thinks he is so smart even though he is such an idiot!

Person #1: I know right?!? He also thinks he is so tough because he can punch a hole through a dry wall!

Person #1 and person #2: Ha! Yeah what a laughing stock.

by VladR_2008 June 25, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is a very sweet, funny boy!! His voice will make you melt and you can just imagine how great his hugs are! <3

A: oh my gosh, I totally have a crush on Kyle!!
B: really? Kyle is so sweet you know!!

by rollerskateskinnie November 14, 2020

National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

Kylee

Kylee is a really pretty, and cool person to be around. She doesn’t make the best grades but she is so vary smart. She thinks she is unworthy of people’s love and support but if I could tell you one who is more deserving then her I would had lied. She is the best friend anyone could ask for. she might be too open to friendship at first and might be even cold to you but she is just the best so when you meet a Kylee don’t let her slip away. She has a big heart even if she doesn’t show it. Kylee is vary strong person and she will be there for you even if she is breaking. Thank you kylee

Kylee is a vary smart girl.

by Best luck to all January 23, 2022

The Kyle

When your girl has a sore back, have her sit on a heating pad for about an hour. Start making out with her that leads to foreplay. Once you're ready have sex it's like when you put your legs into a pair of pants fresh from the dryer, it's like that, but for your dick. Yeah, it feels THAT good!

"Wow, he gave her The Kyle!"

OMG, he gave me The Kyle last night! It was amazing!!"

by JohnnyThunderkowk March 9, 2024