Jacks Mom

A fucking whore.

Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.

by Jacks Dad July 21, 2020

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Jack Arnold

A very intellectual man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.

"Jack Arnold helps everyone and is a good person!"

by annenomy October 23, 2013

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Hoe-Jack

When a hoe is stolen from a pimp its a Hoe-Jack

If you are a pimp and another pimp kills you and(or) steals your Hoes

by Brian Bowden August 13, 2004

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The biggest simp of them all. Has 7 restraining orders filed against him by some pretty ugly chicks. His moldy micropenis can make any female vomit on sight. He enjoys traps, watching his wife haves sex with black men, and sucking toes.

Is that Jack Sweet? I want to projectile vomit on his neck beard!
Jack Sweet was outside my window the other day. I called the police but they couldn't bear to touch it.

by BigOrgy1234 January 27, 2020

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cyber jacking

When a man or woman can’t get laid in real life, the sit in front of the computer and jackoff.

Quit sitting around the house cyber jacking all the time, go out and purchase some pussy.

by Elwipfo April 22, 2018

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Jack bag

n-Jack bag-a military issued sleeping bag that deployed soldiers sleep in and masturbate in before going to sleep at night thinking about their bitch back home or due to the absence of woman. THis sleeping bag can become very foul throughout the course of a deployment. So be weary next time you shop for a used sleeping bag at the Army surplus store.

Friend #1: "Hey if we are going camping I need to borrow a sleeping bag"

Friend #2: "Yeah I have one you can borrow. I slept in this one when I was deployed to Afghanistan"

Friend #1: "FUCK NO!!!! I aint sleepin' in no Jack bag}!!!!"

by Nasty Loogy July 9, 2007

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