CAP

your mom

no cap rEEeeEEEEee

by zammy whammy March 5, 2023

cap

verb

synonym of jeffin' and dog whistling

when you put "proficient in Excel" on your resume

Thomas Jefferson: "All men are created equal..."
Sally Hemings: "Cap."

by p00tie June 6, 2022

Cap

to say something is false or incorrect

¨Timothy is a handsome man¨ ¨cap¨

by ClapTraqp-_- March 30, 2021

cap

To finish/scrap/complete something midway.

Jack: Yo bro did you finish the U-Mich essays?

Sal: Nah bro I capped that shit.

by WatchYoInstagramReelLikes6722 April 8, 2024

CAPS

PEOPLE WHO POST STUFF IN 100% CAPS, (PROBABLY) PRETENDING THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THEIR CAPS LOCK IS ON, OH SHIT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON

ISMOKECAPS: HEY YOU STILL UP FOR FRIDAY
ITYPEINCAPS: LOL STOP TYPING IN CAPS
ISMOKECAPS: NO U

by Andriko March 24, 2011

cap

Synonym to lying.
Etmyology is based on the innate nature for a capricorn to lie.
Other star signs are exempt from the limitations of the cap, but are welcome to use it.

No cap means to not lie.

Steve: I've been working out non-stop.
Steve's girlfriend: That's a load of cap. I saw you scarfing down a donut last tuesday.

Jenny: My birthchart told me I was gonna meet a cute guy tonight.
Melvin: No cap, I can be that cute guy for you baby.

by ThatAwesomeGuyFromMAYeah December 8, 2020

cap

When Donald Gallegos says some stupid ass bullshit lie to get out of playing PS4 when asked to

Damn this nigga Donny is such a capper holy shit

by mr. santi December 16, 2019