awesome irish

The person who says the most corny ass jokes at the party that every body hates but then makes up for it by being badass as fuck

Did u hear what Awesome Irish just said, it's so stupid HOLY SHIT! Did u see that

by Awesome Irish July 20, 2015

Irish Watering Hole

A slang term for a bar, or pub.

Hey James, Sheamus and I are heading down to the ol' Irish Watering Hole over on 5th, would you like to tag along?

by Heyitsj000 March 13, 2019

irish waitress

where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.

Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night

by Blinksta May 24, 2018

irish sweatpants

Sweat Pants that are cut off to make shorts

The Jorts of sweat pants.

Bobby Tool Bags wore his Irish sweatpants to the bar.

by Dusty Nuggets August 6, 2017

Irish mom

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.

Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?

by Irish mom March 1, 2018

Traditional Irish

Meaning, "Not Irish"

Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.

Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............

by Lillburne August 10, 2018

Irish Hello

When you’ve gotten into a tiff with someone and you meet up to hang out and don’t mention the fight

Man, can we Irish hello it. I don’t want to talk about it

by Honeyblood January 2, 2022