Hug An Agent Day

On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess

P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass

by Bambianca March 10, 2023

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

baseball hugs

“Good luck team, and Bailey hit the hell out of the ball you can do it. Text me after every game. GO TEAM, put your team on the map... ((Baseball hugs)) Aunt Pat!

Aunt Pat gives the best baseball hugs.

by #Baseballhugs May 10, 2018

Masked Hug

when you bust in her butt while you're facetiming her dad. a masked hug in the rain is the same but with her grandma and her extended family on facetime instead of her dad

I visited Vianey for a sec and gave her a masked hug
whats that?
a weird sex thing I do cuz Im a weirdo pervert

by this is a real definition sam January 24, 2021

Snack hug

When you hug a cute girl that looks like a snack. Or, when you hug a cute girl with snacks in your hands

“He just gave that hot girl a snack hug. She’s a real snack”

by Papertowelxxxx January 30, 2018

hug and chub

A hug that goes longer than expected.

I gave the lady in billing a hug and chub when I found out her dog passed away.

by Jiggs2 September 28, 2017

Classical hug

Classical hug is a gay sex position where they hug from the back and analy penetrate at the same time, then squeeze the balls so I make violin like noises

Ay bro, can I get a classical hug

by Grass boy February 13, 2021