A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.
Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!
Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!
Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!
by Monklee March 17, 2009
Get the crack smuggler hatmug. Is when you lick eat and bang your milf's pussy all in the same session in other words you score 3 different ways
by BIG T 49 December 2, 2022
Get the ladies hat trickmug. When you drink a good amount of alcohol, smoke weed, and smoke tobacco all in the same day, but usually not enough of any of the three to get any good noticeable feeling. Originated from a hobo’s interest in drugs but lack of funds for large amounts.
Rob was able to complete his first Hobo Hat Trick at Coachella this year but really just wished he smoked more weed in the first place.
by Dal10 July 8, 2018
Get the Hobo Hat Trickmug. by Bob sucks at building bitches November 3, 2020
Get the Piss Fairy Hatmug. An old yorkshire phrase for when someone's hair is a mess and sticking up all over the place (like Bed Head).
by someonethatdefinedsomething January 6, 2013
Get the chapel hat pegsmug. by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn July 21, 2016
Get the Green Hatmug. Purple hat hackers are professionals at hacking and like to test how good they are at hacking by hacking older computer they own
by Craden October 6, 2016
Get the purple hat hackermug.