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food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
by michael foolsley January 21, 2023
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Fast Food Restaurant

McDonalds- Crappy burgers, good shakes, and amazing fries.
Burger King- Amazing burgers, good shakes, crappy fries.
Wendy’s- Crappy Burgers, Crappy Shakes, Crappy fries
by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020
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german food

by KKKCONFIRMEDKKK July 4, 2016
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Balistic junk food

Is junk food that is launched like a balistic. It was another thing Squidward had launched at him by Spongebob on the show "spongebob Squarepants"
Ahhhh! Spongebob stop launching balistic junk food at me!
by Bing Ordanate September 19, 2009
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Dog food shit

The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.
"Bill, come in the bathroom..."

"Why?"

"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"

"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."
by Anthony Argiropoulos August 3, 2008
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Party Food Chugger

A person who when there is just a little food at a party left runs and eats it all up for themselves.

Usually like to show up at parties unexpected and unannounced. Sometimes they are party crashers.

Sometimes leave right after eating the rest because they are to shamed.
"Omg Heather, look at her! She just ate the last peice of pizza!"
"What a party food chugger!"
by Anymous word Definer December 12, 2009
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Raw Food Diet

Crack cocaine binge. Often the reason given for sudden weight loss.
No man, I'm not smokin' crack, I lost all this weight on a raw food diet.
by ************* February 19, 2008
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