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Urban Dictionary 

Previously defined as a site where it was rare to find a single definition that wasn't sexual or crude in some way

Currently a site where any definition that doesn't encourage guzzling the cum of a political member of the United States Democratic party will result in overwhelming downvotes
Person A: remember when Urban Dictionary wasn't inherently politica---

Person B: FUCK YOURSELF UP YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING RACIST ASSHOLE YOU PIECE OF GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I DRANK A MILLILITER OF BIDEN'S CUM THE OTHER DAY AND IT CURED MY CANCER!!!!
Urban Dictionary by nybris November 10, 2020

Webster’s Dictionary Reject 

A person who wanted to submit a definition to Webster’s online dictionary, but was rejected because their neologism didn’t meet their criterion, then they post it on Urban Dictionary to make up for their broken self-esteem.
Guy 1: I tried to put the word Berserkowitz on Webster’s dictionary but they denied it.

Guy 2: I found it on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Yeah I put it there. I felt so bad that they didn’t accept it.

Guy 2: You’re a Webster’s Dictionary Reject.

accepted by urban dictionary 

You are the chosen one.
Congratulations, you SOB.
"Oh, look, my definition have been accepted by Urban Dictionary!"
"Greeaaaaat! Now only if they will accept mine...."
"One day, they will. Some of them are hard-working people with a life."

How to use Urban Dictionary 

Are you serious?
You are using it right now!
Or are you just trying to be stupid on Urban Dictionary.
Well just search for word you can’t understand instead of searching how to use Urban Dictionary.

Friick you Urban Dictionary! 

When Urban Dictionary doesn't publish your thing
🦑 was not published
Agent 3: "Friick you Urban Dictionary!"