chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 9, 2008

Chode panties

Panties that fall to the floor from the weight of the extra-chodee.

Rose's chode panties will stick if thrown at the wall.

by Michigan J. Frog April 22, 2009

choded

Feet nearly as wide as long.

You have choded feet!
Wide and short.

by sunny57 September 3, 2009

Chidester

A drunk party act involving cigar smoke and half a cup of beer. One fills a solo cup half way with beer then takes a large drag of cigar and lets the smoke exit the mouth into the cup. Then one inhales the smoke out of the cup and preceedes to chug the beer immediately after inhaling. After the beer is chugged exhale the smoke.

"Dude that kid is gonna be buzzin! He just did a Chidester!"

by vin number February 6, 2010

chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing

small cock and chode man

by faggot dude February 22, 2010

Chode

1. Well my friend said a chode is a dick but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men scissoring for whatever reason they would do such a thing.

2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.

1. Bro1:WHOA BRO! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too!

Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO!

2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO!

by Good Knowledge November 11, 2009

chode glazing

when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off

brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!

by bal_zak March 8, 2010