A cat which frequents your house for food and occasional petting but no true relationship is involved.
I got a new cat, it doesn't sleep in my house and I don't have to clean after it. It just comes ones in a while for food and petting, it's my cat with benefits
by JewDoc June 21, 2010
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(Insert interresting name):"Uhm..Why is your cat licking your feet?..."
Me:"I DONT YOU KNOW YOU TELL ME!!"
My cat:"Meow *sLuRp*"
Me:"I DONT YOU KNOW YOU TELL ME!!"
My cat:"Meow *sLuRp*"
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Someone named mary with an unmistakable ability to look/act like a cat when and wherever she chooses. She'll get your tongue. Enjoys good catnip, a neat litter box, and well groomed whiskers.
by fuzzym April 25, 2010
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My friend's sister came to a party once with two friends. Apparently, all three of them are train-hoppers. They proceeded to give a friend a cat skull for his birthday, ate all of his birthday cake (with their hands) and left dirty hand prints all over the walls.
by Bossk_Hogg June 19, 2011
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The type of redneck hillbilly who lacks capacity for empathy and human level problem solving. Their solution on an unwanted litter of kittens is a gunny sack, a brick and a pond.
The type of redneck hillbilly who lacks capacity for empathy and human level problem solving. Their solution on an unwanted litter of kittens is a gunny sack, a brick and a pond.
“Look at that idiot in his jacked up pick up, flying the stars and bars and carrying a pistol on his hip in the middle of fucking small town Idaho.”
“What a Cat Drowner.”
“What a Cat Drowner.”
by FonzFTW October 10, 2017
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I went to visit my grandmother at the old folks home and god damn! Her roommate Betty was such a snow cat, she must of been such a dame when she was younger.
by Lazy Eye Pete March 9, 2018
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