The most loving and kind person you ever meet. They will help you through every problem you ever face and will be there for you eternally. They will have their ups and downs and yet through each flaw and imperfection you only end up loving them more by the end of it. A Candy will help you through your problems in life and in return you should help them through theirs.
by Drakarotaku88 November 22, 2021
The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.
Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.
by tototoroto November 29, 2012
Like eye candy but with a sassy, bombshell-punk twist: An alt-indie hottie who shows off glorious amounts of skin, smatterings of ink and loads of badass edge.
by mr something April 05, 2014
A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
"trailer park candy" refers to any form of methamphetamine, which is stereo-typically viewed to be most commonly used by those living in trailer parks.
by Evil Spock December 06, 2015
A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.
Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."
by Evil Spock December 11, 2015
You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!
Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
by Miles the Magnificent October 12, 2010