Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
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Canadian Rugrat

A Canadian Rugrat is when you get a girl to wear a diaper and you take a shit in it and have her roll around like a baby.
Jenny was being a real bitch so I gave her a Canadian Rugrat.
by Dr. Rubert October 19, 2020
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Canadian Cubical

A sex move that involves having sex in a work environment (preferably a cubical) on Canada day (July 1). May or may not involve a hockey puck.
Doing the Canadian Cubical made it the best Canada day ever!
by someone else5 September 13, 2011
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Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.
Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.
by Plierr April 29, 2024
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Canadian talking

Canadian talking is the act of kissing for a Canadian. Due to the extreme weather in Canada no one wants to waste the energy to verbally communicate, instead they lock lips and thus communicate much more effectively.
Jack said that him and Hanna were “Just talking.” , but Jack is from Canada so that’s why they both have a cold sore. So they were actually Canadian talking.
by Tk6329 April 22, 2022
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Canadian National

Canadian National is a railway that was founded in 1919. It began operations in June 6th, 1919. In 2019, CN revealed a lot of 100th Anniversary Heritage units! In 2020 CN revealed Fallen Flag heritage units.
by helloguysiamstupid April 19, 2021
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Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.
"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"
by Nacho Gomez October 09, 2024
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