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The Banana Connection

An act performed by two consenting adults- One consenting adult inserts a banana halfway into their anus. The other consenting adult then inserts the rest of the banana into their anus and the two back up together. The two consenting adults have formed the banana connection.
Brett prolapsed his anus by attempting the banana connection after eating too much taco bell.
by Tasty Stew September 9, 2018
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trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.
Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
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when some one really, really hates you.
by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018
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Half-ass connection

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.
I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.
by thatgirlana June 1, 2019
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Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.
Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.
by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019
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Blue Collar Conference

What is sometimes said to describe one of the most physical conferences of Division I athletics, also known as the A10.
Those athletes don’t know what is coming for them this year. The Saint Louis University boys are ready to dominate the Blue Collar Conference.
by Theathlete May 1, 2021
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Variant of Concern

A variant of concern is when you’ve been drinking pints for 5 or 6 rounds and one mate decides to change the round to shots
Lads, we’ve identified a variant of concern... I’ve got us all tequilas
by Toni macaroni May 17, 2021
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Attending the Conference

A popular euphemism for drinking and partying in Las Vegas
"I’ve been working and attending the conference during my time here in Las Vegas"
by impromptuu September 9, 2021
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