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Brandon

Everybody mirin at Brandon
by Brandeezybrah November 22, 2021
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Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.
Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.
by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023
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Oh who ist that?
It's brandon, the smelly Guy.
by WganahJnaanksam November 22, 2021
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Brandon is a hoe. He think he is better than everyone even his friends. He think he can get everyone girl with two walking legs. He’s good a sports, but that’s the only thing. He’s known to break girls hearts, but it’s fine cause they are fucking over him too.😏
by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019
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A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023
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Brandon Billiot

The one and only true Billiot which hails from slidell.you may find a few of his descendants running around but their kinda like demons doin his bidding you'll know the true Brandon Billiot when you meet him. His smile will light up the Sun rays to heaven.
Damn Brandon Billiot done Fucked my bitch

Not again Brandon Billiot
by Brandon Billiot January 4, 2025
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