Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is when you have a really hard boner and it wont go away.

Dude i just had a Wicked Boner and it sucked...

by sdfhgfdsfsghghj June 26, 2016

Boner Factor

A certain factor a person/object has that makes a man get an erection.

Dead bodies hit the boner factor for necrophiliacs...

by MetalheadRosie666 April 24, 2008

boner hug

When one flips his boner up into his waistband so that it hugs your belly button.
(As Made Famous By Superbad)

Billy suddenly heard his sister coming in the room so he gave himself a boner hug.

by Foltzy September 10, 2007

Dance Boner

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during any type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.

Last night at Homecoming, Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him.

by BasketOfFish September 17, 2006

boobie boner

When female nipples are erect.

It must cold, you have a boobie boner.

by Laura and Jay Berical January 1, 2009

Platonic Boner

It has nothing to do with physical activity... it's just a boner between mates or a friend. The other dude just watched too much Ronnie Johns...

I had a platonic boner with my friend...

by saulong April 16, 2010

e-boner

Having an erection whilst talking to a hot girl on a webcam. This is very common amongst virgins who would first like to explore the sexual side by not getting any infections.

Yo, when I walked in to my room mate's room, he was popping an e-boner with this mighty fine white chick.

by IdiotGuy October 16, 2007