puffer bear

an innocent baby you fear may become homosexual because of spending too much time in palm springs, playing in pink pools, eating at ihop, and shopping with his/her ridiculous mother. note: usually babies of this nature are marked with the sign of the red devil.

Babe, you know taking brady-bear to sf will just increase the likliness of him becoming a puffer bear! LOL

by puffer_mom_69 September 11, 2010

smokey bear

smokey bear secretly gets stoned instead of preventing wildfires

damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them

by dog_god May 18, 2019

teddie bear

A cute little cuddlecreature shaped like a bear cub.

I gave my daughter a teddie bear for her birfday.

by teh teddie December 20, 2014

Teddy Bear

A hairy, masculine looking gay man of small stature.

Also known as a Pocket Bear.

“Tell me about the guy you’ve started dating?”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”

by TeddyBear27 June 12, 2018

Sexy Bear

Hot hairy and masculine gay man. With a large frame at the least.

That sexy bear can keep me warm all night.

by DewiBear December 1, 2016

Vanilla Bear

The person who your share a brain with and is always ready with a hug when you need it. The person with whom you can drive for six hours with and talk the whole time, no silence.

Rob Peterson is my vanilla bear.

by Stefonfan November 2, 2019

Becca Bear

A nickname of "Becca" given by her very very annoying friends in a form of idiotic alliteration. This nickname is meant with good intentions but will most likely annoy the intended recipient. The recipient of the nickname Becca Bear is most likely the sweetest, smallest, most amazing strawberry-blonde peach of a person.

Anushka: Hey have you seen Becca Bear today?
Eve: Oh yeah, she said something about buying a baby cow
Floyd: she what???
Malia: I-

by HummingbirdWords February 7, 2022