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Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)
"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."
by mrcsgry March 29, 2023
mugGet the Bacon Brickmug.

Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip
Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers
by BobOfDeath August 19, 2018
mugGet the Smugglin Baconmug.

Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings
by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019
mugGet the Bacon browniemug.

pro bacon

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024
mugGet the pro baconmug.

Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog
Sausage footlong baconator
🐖💀
by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025
mugGet the Sausage footlong baconatormug.
a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

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