Jazzy Bacon

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.

Jazzy Bacon is mobile

by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021

Electric bacon

Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric

Hey bro, hows your electric bacon feeling?

Not great

by Heillhálfurheili November 26, 2021

bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

Bacon RPG

A roblox game where people oil up eachother most of time. Also you apparently kill bacons but never seen them past uni 5.

Hop on Bacon RPG

by Osage_ August 15, 2025

Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.

I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.

by seanferd October 19, 2008

Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.

Going bacon mining.

by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016