Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.

Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.

by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021

Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021

A ham

It’s just the Normal way of saying sIlLy lItTlE bAkA anyone can be a ham but they also less retarded then “those” type of people

Sam:Dude Mikey stop being A ham my guy

Miles:don’t you mean silly little Baka dude?
Sam:The actually fuck miles? Are you one of “those” type of people?
Mikey:heh you guy are Such A hame
Sam and Miles:Oh Mikey! *laughs dramatically*

by TheGayStarLord365 February 11, 2022

ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains

man she had tasty ham certains

by pauky dounut October 24, 2008

Hiden the ham

A mah lut lo, or a guy who has extremely small eyes or dick.

When I do sex with him, my pussy couldn't feel a thing.He is Hiden the ham!

by zerothebot June 15, 2024

bowl of ham

only consumed by the most homosexual of beings

darragh jackson: eats bowl of ham
proceeds to suck of his dad

by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020

HAM

A person is who is ugly; or not looking their best at the moment.

Girl tell me why i saw him today and he was looking ham.

by DaDon12 February 2, 2023